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Guardian: Is pizza a vegetable? Well, Congress says so
Lizz Winstead, The Guardian (Comment is Free: America), November 18, 2011
Ms. Winstead is spot on. My lame attempt at blogging pales in comparison to her sharp wit and intellect. Someone should give this woman a tv show or something. Oh wait, she already had one. What about a radio show? No only did she have one, she created the entire radio network.
This piece really is just too good. I cannot help but repost a selection:
“Hey, America! The GOP is, yet again, looking out for you. This week, Congress took a break from voting to make sure none of your tax dollars will go to all those abortion clinics NPR wants to open in our national parks, to pass a federal law that only the nation that invented Febreze would tolerate.
“They have affirmed that pizza is a vegetable. Yes, the tomato sauce on pizza is enough for American politicians to define it and allow it to be served as a vegetable in school lunch programs across the US.
“Never mind that tomatoes are a fruit, and commercial tomato sauce has so much sugar in it that not only is it not a vegetable, but it should be classified as a dessert. In fact, it takes a big set of balls to even call school lunch pizza, um, pizza. I think the only chance we have of instilling any sense into these politicians is if we douse it with squirt cheese and serve it in a microwaveable pouch.
[…]
“So, in a country where fertilised eggs are people and assembling burgers is a manufacturing job, and berries are better in the form of shoe leather, why not call a sugary fruit paste sauce that comes out of a can and is poured onto dough that comes out of a box, topped with cheese that’s spelt Cheez and comes out of a Whiz, a vegetable.
“And in case you were wondering, yes, Axe Body spray is now considered a bath.”
by Rockie Nolan
No Justice in Genocide
On Nov. 17, 2011, Trial Chamber III of the United Nations International Criminal Tribunal for Rwanda found Grégoire Ndahimana, former Mayor of Kivumu Commune in Kibuye Prefecture, Rwanda, guilty of:
- genocide by aiding and abetting as well as by virtue of his command responsibility over the communal police; and
- extermination as a crime against humanity by aiding and abetting as well as by virtue of his command responsibility over the communal police.
Fifteen years?!
Under federal law, if you bring a gun with a silencer to a drug deal, your minimum sentence is thirty years’ imprisonment, on top of your sentence for the drug charges (e.g. a minimum of ten years for a first offense of selling 1,000 marijuana saplings). Or let’s say you are a troubled person who conspires to crash into a truck carrying spent nuclear fuel rods. Under federal law, you are subject to a minimum sentence of thirty years’ imprisonment.
In what universe does it make sense that a defendant who did not hurt anyone will go to prison for at least twice the amount of time than a man responsible for the murder of 2,000 innocent people???
[Update 11/21: The punishment for genocide where death results, including as an inchoate offense, under American federal law is either life imprisonment or the death penalty. 18 U.S.C. § 1091(b)(1).]
Either ICTR needs to amp up its sentences in the interests of justice, or the United States needs to reform sentencing. Or, as I believe, both.
Today I Learned…
…that a Canadian diplomat proposed that we refer to a weapon that causes unnecessary suffering or has indiscriminate effects by the acronym CUSHIE. Weapons that cause unnecessary suffering are prohibited by Art. 35 of Additional Protocol I. Weapons that have indiscriminate effects are prohibited by Art. 51. As I understand it, Canada hoped to refer to the awkwardly titled Convention on Prohibitions or Restrictions on the Use of Certain Conventional Weapons Which May be Deemed to be Excessively Injurious or to Have Indiscriminate Effects as the CUSHIE Convention.
Canadians have a terrible sense of humor.
Pizza is a Vegetable
Every so often, certain congresspeople take a position so abhorrent that I decide I need to call them out by name. I won’t get into the idiocy of Congress’s plans for intellectual property today. No, this problem is slightly more serious. The Republicans in Congress have decided that killing American children, defrauding the American people, and destroying military readiness are acceptable costs to keep their corporate campaign funds flowing.
Mary Clare Jalonick of the Associated Press brings us the story:
… Congress wants pizza and french fries to stay on school lunch lines and is fighting the Obama administration’s efforts to take unhealthy foods out of schools. The final version of a spending bill released late Monday would unravel school lunch standards the Agriculture Department proposed earlier this year. These include limiting the use of potatoes on the lunch line, putting new restrictions on sodium and boosting the use of whole grains. The legislation would block or delay all of those efforts…
The school lunch proposal is based on 2009 recommendations by the Institute of Medicine, the health arm of the National Academy of Sciences. Agriculture Secretary Tom Vilsack said they are necessary to reduce childhood obesity and future health care costs. USDA spokeswoman Courtney Rowe said Tuesday that the department will continue its efforts to make lunches healthier. ”While it’s unfortunate that some members of Congress continue to put special interests ahead of the health of America’s children, USDA remains committed to practical, science-based standards for school meals,” she said in a statement.
Speaking on behalf of more than 100 retired generals and admirals, former Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff Hugh Shelton urged Congress “to reject any language…that would weaken the proposed guidelines for school meals or derail the implementation process.” When obesity is the leading reason young Americans are medically disqualified from military service and when kids get forty percent of their daily calories during the school day, the nutritional impact of school lunches raises national security concerns.
Margo Wootan, director of Nutrition Policy for the Center for Science in the Public Interest, rightly declared, “It’s a shame that Congress seems more interested in protecting industry than protecting children’s health.”
Chairman Jack Kingston (R-GA) and the rest of the Republicans on his House Appropriations agriculture subcommittee — Tom Latham (R-IA), Jo Ann Emerson (R-MO), Robert B. Aderholt (R-AL), Cynthia M. Lummis, (R-WY), Alan Nunnelee (R-MS), and Tom Graves (R-GA) — shame on you! You owe American children more than to sacrifice their health for your campaign coffers.
Economist: Starting foreign aid at zero
The Economist (Democracy in America), November 14, 2011
“And It's Surely To Their Credit"
- TRIBBEY: I will kill people today, Leo! I will kill people with this cricket bat, which was given to me by Her Royal Majesty Elizabeth Windsor, and then I will kill them again with my own hands!
- LEO: Lionel...
- TRIBBEY: Has anybody in this building heard of “contempt of Congress”?
- LEO: Look, if I may...
- TRIBBEY: Congress will hold the White House in contempt, Leo, which is nothing compared to the contempt in which I will hold the White House if this keeps happening.
- LEO: What'd we do?
- TRIBBEY: Steve Joyce and Mark Brookline testified at Governmental Affairs that the White House couldn't produce the Rockland memo because the White House didn't have the Rockland memo.
- LEO: Do we?
- TRIBBEY: Holding it in my hand, Leo!
- LEO: I'm sure there's some...
- TRIBBEY: When your guys go to the Hill, they can't drop their testimony on my desk at 9:15 and testify at 9:30! I was ready to take a vacation, Leo! I was going to go someplace warm, with a beach, somebody bringing me drinks with little umbrellas in them! I had this thing closed. Now I've got to go back up there, hat in hand because the circus is in town! He swings his bat. Who is this?
- LEO: This is Ainsley Hayes. She's scared of meeting you, so be nice.
- TRIBBEY: Uh, the girl who's been writing the columns.
- LEO: Yeah.
- TRIBBEY [to Ainsley]: You're an idiot.
- AINSLEY: Leo...
- LEO: She's not an idiot, Lionel. She clerked for Dreifort.
- TRIBBEY: Well, Dreifort's an idiot.
- LEO: Dreifort's a Supreme Court Justice, Lionel, so let's speak of him with respect and practice some tolerance for those who disagree with us.
- TRIBBEY: I believe, as long as Justice Dreifort is intolerant toward gays, lesbians, blacks, unions, women, poor people, and first, fourth, fifth, and ninth amendments, I will remain intolerant toward him. Nice to meet you.
- TRIBBEY leaves Leo's office.
- LEO: She's working for you, Lionel!
Potpourri for $1000, Alex
The following tidbits are courtesy of Wired’s Danger Room blog:
- What is awesome? The Sand Flea jumping robot.
- How does Vladimir Putin GOTV? Sex.
- What is the next installment in the Global War on Terror? AFRICOM goes to Nigeria.
“Mom, Dad, and Everyone Else,” The Idan Raichel Project, song by IDF soldier Reuven Polity, killed in action in the Yom Kippur War
(Source: youtube.com)
WaPo: Remains of war dead dumped in landfill
Craig Whitlock and Greg Jaffe, The Washington Post, November 9, 2011
FP: Thoughts of a military parent provoked by the Arlington funeral of my son's comrade
Thomas E. Ricks, Foreign Policy, November 11, 2011
WaPo: Morgan State honors its civil rights sit-in pioneers
Daniel de Vise, The Washington Post, November 11, 2011
Congratulations to my dear professor Larry Gibson on a job done well, with passion and dedication!
AP: Cable companies to offer $9.95-per-month broadband for kids eligible for free school lunches
Associated Press, November 9, 2011
Good stuff, but I wonder whether it will mean anything. Those low-income families will still need internet devices and the expertise or funds to set up the service, both of which are rather sizable initial fixed costs in addition to the $120/year service cost.
Over the current news.
Just when you think that at least the outlook is so black that it can grow no blacker, it worsens,
And that is why I do not like the news, because there has never been an era when so many things were going so right for so many of the wrong persons. - Ogden Nash, ”Everybody Tells Me Everything” (link)
